Embrace It...

I feel that Marc and I are embracing our white-trashiness whole-heartedly. We've found 2 new shows that we can't get enough of... both on SPIKE-TV (the network of the American Trailer Park). We came across both of these on accident and it was like a train wreck, we couldn't stand it, but couldn't quit watching them!

Manswers is the most male-chauvenistic thing on TV right now - I'm sure of that. They take the dumbest questions - things that most men seem to wonder about and answer them. But the problem was, the more we watched them, the more I wanted to know the answers too!

Which animal can drink you under the table? How many patients a day wake up during surgery? Who should you pray to to cure a hangover? How cold do you have to be to freeze your balls off?

See... you want to know the answers to these too!

The other show we accidentally found while channel surfing was "1000 ways to die," also on SPIKE-TV. (gotta quit watching Spike!) The best part about this show isn't the cheesy re-creations of the wacky ways people died, but the clever names they come up for the cause of death. One clip was about a guy named Dale who was a city worker that cleared out brush with a wood chipper. He got stuck in it and it chipped him up... aptly named "Chippen' Dale." Another one was a sword swallower who decided to swallow an umbrella, and it opened up before he could get it out -- "Dumbrella." A magic trick gone wrong - 'Abracadaver." See, I just watch it to see what more they can come up with!

Anyways, I figure, if I can't fight the white-trashiness, I may as well enjoy it.